So I am sat here trying to compose my first ever blog in the big wide world, and yet my concentration is mostly on my daughter who is trying to eat the house phone! Hi I'm Hayley and welcome to my mad world! It's not actually that mad, but it does have a few random aspects to it.
So where to begin. I'm not going to bore you with my whole life story, but i will tell you most of it in my blogs. Also, sorry if there are you few spelling uh-oh's on here, but I'm currently on my android and it is a bit pants at typing. To put it bluntly, if I was Steven Hawking and this was my talking machine, I would be fucked! Just so you know, that's not a dig to SH, it's a dig at my rubbish phone lol. That would about right for me. First blog and accused of mocking the disabled. I don't poke fun at minorities. I'm not racist, I have nothing against the elderly, but I am fattest. Mainly because if you put me in a room of 10 random people I would be the fattest! Ahaha a thank you. Come on, open with a joke, golden rule 1!
I need to get the hang of blogging or I will be writing 6 novels a week at this rate! Enjoy your night ladies and gents , I'm here all week.
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