too many options

I am one of these women who wants to be able to do everything! I get an idea into my head, and want to do it there and then. My thing is crafts. I wanted to make my own clothes, I have tried card making, hair accessories, candles, soaps etc etc. Trouble is, I either get bored, can't afford the start up costs for material etc or don't have time.

I envy these stay at home mums who look after the kids, do all the housework, make a full blown dinner and STILL have time to make new clothes for the kids, or run up a new pair of curtains. That will never be me. But I don't want to be like that. I just want an hour a day to myself to work on my passions. But in this day and age, who honestly has a spare hour to themselves?

argh

I have a banging headache, a child that won't go to bed and a husband who is on earlies so he says he can't help. Anyone wanna with lives? Like a real life wife swap. Any takers? No?

Phone 'fun'

So I now have the fun task of sorting out the crap on my phone. I have officially almost run out of memory, so my nice shiny new phone is running at the pace of an 85 year old (and I don't mean one of the freaky fit ones!)

I have got to sit and go through my music and pics for what may seem like days, just to get enought space for my phone to then say, you need an update, that will take up all my nice space I just created. Story of my life really, I make the space for someone else to junk up!

If it was someone else's phone, I would LOVE to do this mundane task, because other people's crap always seems a lot more interesting, even if it is almost identical to my own!

And while we are on the subject of technology, I think my pc mouse has an ACTUAL mouse living inside it! You can be sat watching a film, when it will randomly spring into life and make the movie player go mental. It will then continue to do this until I unplug it. If you watch the cursor on the screen, you can see it moving! So I either have a mouse or a ghost, and to be honest I am happy to catch a mouse and set it free outside. I am not however gonna get my Dan Aykroyd on and hunt a ghost!

eBay

I really want some spending money for my upcoming holiday to the beach, but I get paid the day I get home, typical! So I am selling my possessions on eBay (and not for the first time I might add). Just hope some lovely people would like to buy my random crap now!

Blood Brothers

I went to see Blood Brothers tonight and it was fantastic. It really felt like I was in the West End, not Peterborough. Nikki Evans was excellent as Mrs Johnstone, and the rest of the cat were just as good.

Tonight was opening night, and they got a standing ovation. Looks like it wasn't just me who liked it then!

mother's day

Had a lovely day today with my family. Saw my mum and dad, my nan and of course my hubby and gorgeous little princess. Was just nice to spend a day in good company. Family is very important to me, and my little unit I have built means the world. Just looking forward to through the future now when we can get pregnant again and have our complete family. Can't wait!

Hairy 'me time'

Ok, so I am going to get this out of the way now. I am obsessed with my hair. My own hair is actually awful. I have been blessed with very fine hair that breaks easily and doesn't grow very fast. That is why I choose to glue other people's hair to my head! Just to be clear, I buy proper hair extensions, I don't just randomly go round cutting people's hair off (although it would be a lot cheaper!) I used to use clip ins, but with thin hair they are hard to anchor well, so glue was the next step. I have had the professional ones before, but not only are they extremely costly, but they were also not very comfortable at times, especially just before a new set. So I now go with the poor mans option and self glue.

My husband does not understand this concept in the slightest, and thinks I am mad for doing this every week or so. And yet if I didn't bother making anything of myself, he would complain that I looked a mess, so I can't win! He is very big on the whole 'me time' thing, and likes to spend his on one of his many boys toys in his game room. I on the other hand like to spend mine putting my extensions in, which for some reason seems to anger my dear hubby. Why does he care how I spend my 'me time'? It's MY 'me time', and if I choose to spend it beautifying then so be it!

So to summarise, I am quite fake. I would be a good candidate for Snog Marry Avoid! (For my non England fans, it's a tv show about people who are too fake. Like too much make-up, fake tan, eyelashes, hair etc). Ah to be vain!

new beginnings

So I am sat here trying to compose my first ever blog in the big wide world, and yet my concentration is mostly on my daughter who is trying to eat the house phone! Hi I'm Hayley and welcome to my mad world! It's not actually that mad, but it does have a few random aspects to it.

So where to begin. I'm not going to bore you with my whole life story, but i will tell you most of it in my blogs. Also, sorry if there are you few spelling uh-oh's on here, but I'm currently on my android and it is a bit pants at typing. To put it bluntly, if I was Steven Hawking and this was my talking machine, I would be fucked! Just so you know, that's not a dig to SH, it's a dig at my rubbish phone lol. That would about right for me. First blog and accused of mocking the disabled. I don't poke fun at minorities. I'm not racist, I have nothing against the elderly, but I am fattest. Mainly because if you put me in a room of 10 random people I would be the fattest! Ahaha a thank you. Come on, open with a joke, golden rule 1!

I need to get the hang of blogging or I will be writing 6 novels a week at this rate! Enjoy your night ladies and gents , I'm here all week.